The Thoughts of One 1/2 The Dynamic Duo

This sucks more than when I got the beetus, but at the same time it's been the best time I've ever had.

Go read my journal from early 2006. You'll get this jist of it.

Wow.

"In the Season 4 episode "My Malpractical Decision" (409) Dr. Chris Turk, played by Donald Faison, changes his cellphone number to 1-916-Call-Turk. Unlike other shows and movies, this number is actually a valid number that most of the times will take your to a voice message telling you the latest info about "Scrubs" (2001). However, as the phone is placed on the set where Scrubs is being filmed, every now and then, people from the cast or crew answers the phone to have a word with whoever is calling."

I got a message from Doug saying he couldn't talk because they were trying to pull a dead body off him.

One of the undisputably best feelings in the world must be that of an ex (especially one who dumped you) returning to you and begging you to take them back. As good as it might feel to take them back crying into your open arms, the feeling of turning them away and denying them what they denied you in the past, giving them their own bitter bitter medicine, knowing that you are better, faster, stronger, great clips, with out them. That you're too good for them and that they are the one, who didn't know things (Thanks Dax Flame)

Well sometime ago in an effort to get a FREE* PS3 by shooting 3 turkeys I further investigated the offer and signed up for a netflix trial, which I canceled right afterwards. Now, about 6 months later I get e-mails once every few weeks from Netflix imploring me to return to their service. Each e-mail gets more desperate than the last. Offering 10, 15, and now 20% off.

My friend Steak told me about a job opportunity at this place called ZLB Plasma. He said it paid $8.50 an hour and you got $10.something once you got promoted to draw plasma from people. Most importantly though, you get to wear scrubs. He said he had a few friends working there already.

So I went there and asked about getting a job. I sat down with the manager for a while and talked about my availability and he said it was close to perfect and informed me that all applications were online. I he gave me his card and told me he'd look for my application. I went home and started to fill out the application but apparently you have to be fluent in spanish. The second half of the application is like a 95 question spanish quiz. Part is just an application in spanish, the other half makes sure you can speak spanish by asking ordinary questions as well as math problems in spanish. If you're gonna give us your plasma you could atleast learn the language. Come on people. So I asked Steak about it and he hasn't responded yet, I hope I was just applying for the wrong thing. I doubt he has high school friends that are fluent spanish speakers.

Math and all associated parties should perish from the Earth.

It is 8:44 AM. Why am I awake?